Jeff:	You ever think that we are like dinosaurs and a comet will kill us all and a tiny race will evolve and find our bones and put us in their tiny museums?
Nikki:	Every moment of every day.
Nikki:	The bones will be from western, first world nations with flourided drinking water and sufficient access to calcium
Jeff:	I would be like a long neck species so I'm gonna have my bones preserved to look like I'm foraging for tree leaves when I die.
Jeff:	And their priests would say that the bones are fake and God put us there to test them.
Nikki:	My bones will probably be confused with that of an angel.
Jeff:	Because you will die testing my new wing suit which will one day allow all humans to fly to work.
Jeff:	P.S.- wanna test my wing suit this weekend?
Nikki:	Yes.
Nikki:	They will use my calcified hair as jewelery.
Nikki:	They will grind and snort my bones as a miracle drug.
Jeff:	False. Over millions of years our bones will turn to fuel to power their spacecrafts, thus enabling human-martian mating.
Jeff:	Also they will have 4 legs cuz everybody knows it goes 4-2-4
Nikki:	THEY. WILL. SNORT. ME.

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